All Quotes

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. ”

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? ”

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. ”

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? ”

Tradition is the illusion of permanance. ”

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. ”

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. ”

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. ”

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. ”

I am two with nature. ”