All Quotes

Marriage is the death of hope. ”

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. ”

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. ”

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. ”

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. ”

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. ”

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. ”

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. ”

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. ”

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. ”