All Quotes

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. ”

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. ”

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. ”

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. ”

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. ”

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have. ”

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words. ”

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. ”

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. ”

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. ”