All Quotes

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. ”

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. ”

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. ”

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . ”

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. ”

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. ”

When I give a man an office, I watch him carefully to see whether he is swelling or growing. ”

Every man who takes office in Washington either grows or swells, and when I give a man an office, I watch him carefully to see whether he is growing or swelling. ”

The method of political science is the interpretation of life; its instrument is insight, a nice understanding of subtle, unformulated conditions. ”

I will not speak with disrespect of the Republican Party. I always speak with respect of the past. ”