Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains.

Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!

My kids have played soccer and baseball and basketball, and the parents who come to games are always saying and doing things that are just wildly inappropriate.

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

I love romantic comedy, but I think you have to have another idea that you're chasing along with romantic comedy.

Whether that's an action film or a comedy or a drama or anything in between, I'm willing to prove that I can play with the big boys.

I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.

When Richard Pryor did comedy, it was like he was having a conversation.