If I'm riding my bike I just replay the same scenarios over and over in my head, like I haven't had a new mental adventure since high school. So that's what I like about books on tape, so my mind can't wander anywhere.

I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.'

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.

I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

If my career path takes me elsewhere, that's great. But comedy is my forte.

In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'

I love mixing horror with comedy.