Chelsea Handler

Anyone who's married to Mariah Carey - I'm pretty sure - doesn't have a great sense of humor. I mean, let's be honest: she's ridiculous. What is her game plan? ”

I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate. ”

I don't like speaking publicly when I don't have to be funny. ”

I think comedy has to come from your authentic point of view. ”

There's a lot of pretty funny women out there. ”

I never considered myself a supermodel or anything like that. I mean, I don't think I'm ugly. I have good days and bad days, and I like when I'm fit and lean and all of those things that any woman likes, but it's not the eye of the hurricane for me. ”

I'm a devilish kind of person, but I embrace it. I don't try to fight it. It's proven very well for me. ”

I wanted to be famous. It's embarrassing to admit, but I came out to L.A. thinking it would happen in no time. I thought, 'Once they see me, they'll be so glad I came.' I always had a ridiculous amount of self-confidence about what was going to happen to me. ”

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes. ”

Men are always like, 'You're so intimidating.' I don't find myself to be. But whatever - I'm not going to try to be less intimidating. It's just a matter of finding a guy who's able to deal with it. ”