Ali Wong

Stand-up will always be my favorite and the most important thing that I do. I view everything else as free money. ”

I'm always asked how my husband is feeling about my success with a note of concern. He feels great. It's not hard to feel good about your spouse making money. ”

I think one of the hardest things to talk about as a comic is having money because it's so unrelatable. ”

It's really strange being in, like, Addison,Texas, and having people come up to me at a Nordstrom's or a gas station. It's really, really surreal. ”

I don't want to be that famous. ”

I think most feminists are very smart. ”

When you're pregnant, you're all gassy, and you're hungry, but then you're nauseous. ”

I really loved being pregnant, especially because people treat you so nice. ”

You can't just be crass without being witty. Angry crass is horrible. ”

There's something I want to say, and I haven't been able to articulate it yet, about how it's so rude when people don't admit that they have a nanny. ”