Ali Wong

A lot of people like to ask me, 'Ali, how on earth do you balance family and career?' Men never get asked that question. Because they don't. ”

I'll tell you how I balance family and career. I have a nanny. ”

There are certainly other female comics who are moms, but I don't know any who are actively touring with their kids. But there are more and more becoming moms, and it's awesome. I feel we're in a super sisterhood. ”

Aside from Joan Rivers and Roseanne, it's hard for me to think of any female comedian who's had kids and has a serious level of fame - like, the level where your mother has heard of them. ”

I was so boisterous in high-school, I don't think a lot of boys liked me that much 'cause they were like, 'Oh, she's so loud and so crazy.' But then this thing happens in your late twenties, and guys begin to take note of women's personalities more or something. ”

It's very rare and unusual to see a female comic perform pregnant. ”

My parents emphasized experiential learning - in my family, being adventurous was a sign of maturity. ”

Mothering is just so different now from the way it was before. Especially with my mom. She was like the anti-helicopter mom. She was like an inflatable-tube, blow-up-flamingo-in-the-pool mom. Her philosophy was, the situation will declare itself. ”

A couple of female standup comics I know refer to their kids as their Little Career Killers. I was like, I really do not want to feel that way. ”

My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny. ”