Bill Watterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? ”

A real job is a job you hate. ”

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. ”

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. ”

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. ”

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. ”

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled. ”

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. ”

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. ”

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. ”