Bill Watterson

I liked things better when I didn't understand them. ”

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. ”

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. ”

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ”

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer. ”

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. ”

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. ”

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. ”

Reality continues to ruin my life. ”

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. ”