Bill Watterson

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! ”

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. ”

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. ”

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. ”

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different. ”

Genius is never understood in its own time. ”

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. ”

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. ”

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. ”

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. ”