Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult.

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

Hong Kong girls have a genius sense of style. I came back to the States thinking no one here has any individuality. Or cute enough socks.

Even when on 'The Biggest Loser', I was out doing back handsprings on the show, throwing dummies on the mat.

Since I've been in the U.S. I've lost the back of my heart, 15 ft. of intestine and my marriage - and God, I miss my intestine.

I very much believe in teaching young people about philanthropy, and to give back.