I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.

I've played a lot of bad guys over the years, a lot of hardcore guys. At the same time, I've done a lot of comedy.

Whenever we're on the red carpet, we look like competition winners. It's a joke.

I grew up loving David Letterman and Pee-wee Herman, but as far as live performance comedy, all I knew were the Jerry Seinfeld-type comedians of the world, and that's what I thought live performance comedy was all about.

I'm doing comedy development at National Lampoon.