I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.

Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.

Comedy is good at analysing and dealing with evil because it doesn't present it as evil but a collection of banalities.