If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.

President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

I want to add 'record mogul' to my list of accomplishments and make a disgusting amount of money so I can buy a house between Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus.

Basically he never went to work and didn't have a job. Of course I thought he did. I thought he was on the phone doing business deals instead of borrowing money from people.

It took a long time to get out of my contract. The producers thought I was negotiating for more money.

There is simply too much corruption, too much money available for the taking.