A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't.

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

Cycling was the sport of our family - we did it all the time, five days a week.

Seattle was my favorite team growing up, so I know a little bit about Coach Karl and his history. He's one of the best coaches in the game, well-respected by much of his peers and much of his players.

Even though professional soccer has become more about business and less about the game itself, I still believe football is a party for the legs that play it and for the eyes that watch it.

As a kid, when the neighbors were out playing street hockey or tackle football, my friends and I were in my basement with the NES/SNES.