A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.

The pleasure of one's effect on other people still exists in age - what's called making a hit. But the hit is much rarer and made of different stuff.

When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much.

At times I have long conversations with God. Sometimes I ask questions. I admit that there are also times when I let out my frustrations, fears, and anxieties in less than honorable ways. No matter what I pray about or how I pray about it, the result I always get is comfort.

My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a joke, but it's telling a story.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Losing your faith is an essential part of having a three-dimensional, vivid, vibrant faith.