My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.

I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or a military guy. That's - those are people who should have tattoos.

What firefighters and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do; basically these people say, 'I'm going to protect all these strangers.'

My career plan at this point is 'Ice Age 5' through '10,' and even '12,' and 'Spider Man' - you know, basically I'd be Emma Stone's dad for the rest of my career. I really don't have any problem doing that.

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

A lot of times, comedy writers will go for the gay joke, and I've been vocal about saying, 'Go for the smart joke.'

My secret to comedy is don't offend anybody. Don't offend anybody ever. That's my secret.

People find the humor in life all the time. And you have to in order to make it through real life. Like, some things are tragic, but you have to laugh.