Groucho Marx

Women should be obscene and not heard. ”

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. ”

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. ”

Room service? Send up a larger room. ”

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. ”

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. ”

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? ”

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. ”

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. ”

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. ”