Fran Lebowitz

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. ”

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. ”

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. ”

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. ”

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. ”