Fran Lebowitz

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk. ”

Andy Warhol made fame more famous. ”

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. ”

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. ”

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. ”

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult. ”

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ”

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ”

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try. ”

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. ”