Dane Cook

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. ”

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. ”

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job. ”

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top. ”

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. ”

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. ”

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?' ”

I get so into the moment. ”

I'm interested in doing everything and anything that I can to squeeze that creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm sort of a performance rat. ”

I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids. ”