Dane Cook

No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning. ”

My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.' ”

I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have panic attacks when I was a teenager, really incapacitating moments, because I had some phobias. ”

I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks. ”

I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology. ”

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such. ”

I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if the right script comes along, and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now, then I'm ready willing and able to give it a shot. ”

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian. ”

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related. ”

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies. ”