Claudia Winkleman

There's no fun in relationships. OK - that's not strictly true. I will agree that the first bit can be not totally unpleasant. There's the initial meeting and the heart quickening and the stomach-churning excitement of it all. ”

I love skiing. What on earth have I been doing on a beach all this time? I mean, that's for morons - you can get sunburn and really damage yourself. ”

My twenties were painful. You had to go out to nightclubs. I love not having to pretend to enjoy those things anymore. ”

I love that ageing rocker look, dressed in black and looking like you slept in your make-up. ”

I'd love to spend a month in China. ”

I love PG Wodehouse. ”

I'm not sure a pretty and stupid man might be the key to a happy relationship. ”

There's nothing quite as perfect as going to a dark room where you can eat fattening food next to the man you love. OK. All right. Like. The man you like. ”

Stockings are tricky for girls - you worry about them falling down all night and the idea that you dress up at 7pm so that your boyfriend can get excited about six hours later is just too much effort. ”

I've always thought MySpace sounds like a new estate agency in central London run by two men who favour large-lapel suits and goatees. ”