Claudia Winkleman

It's deep in the south of India and next to Goa, but thankfully the folk who like Goa haven't worked out that Kerala is a lot nicer and just next door. You do feel that you are discovering somewhere entirely new in Kerala. It makes you feel like you are on a totally different planet. ”

The reason why those female celebrities are always in filthy moods is not because they're being hounded by men with massive cameras or because Ridley Scott cancelled their film. They just want to get their hands on a cheeseburger. ”

The only thing I'm obsessed with is sleeping. I'm really good at it and if I don't do it I'm horrible. ”

When I want to feel especially grateful, I think about the early days dressing up as an orange for Fruit Awareness Week. ”

On 'Richard And Judy' I dressed up as an orange for Fruit Awareness Week. ”

Ads are cool. ”

My mum raised me in a home without mirrors. She's a staunch feminist and wanted us to know that what we look like is the least interesting thing about us. ”

I like small actors. They are my absolute favourite. ”

Be completely honest - have you ever met someone who you thought was truly clever or interesting or witty who wore fawn? ”

Men are, on the whole, born without any fashion sense whatsoever. I don't say this to be mean, but I'm just being honest. ”