Claudia Winkleman

Being hummed at by someone with magic hands while they knead your neck is good for the soul, but it won't make you giggle for days afterwards. In fact, the second the smiley therapist stops and says, 'You can put your robe on now, the hour is up,' the joy and wonder sort of leaves the room. ”

I don't think I'd get employed if I did pastel eye and a side parting. People would say: 'Get someone else for the job!' ”

There's no doubt a bit of chicken in a creamy mushroom sauce with a side order of garlic mash will put a smile on your face. ”

Facebook is the first class of social networking. If MySpace is Camden Lock then Facebook is Harvey Nichols. ”

I don't want to be doing anything else, I just want to be with my family. ”

I'd like my children to remember all the cuddles and bedtimes, and that I worshipped them unconditionally. ”

I used to spend hours reading the Sunday papers, but then I had 900 children so I don't any more. ”

If I could grow my fringe down to my shoulders to cover my entire face and occasionally peer out to answer questions I would. It's my beauty security blanket. ”

Forgetting stuff is just human, especially when other things are on our minds. ”

Who actually enjoys skiing? Come on, even Olympic ski masters, even James Bond, think that dressing up in all that fluorescent, insulated kit and having to manoeuvre down a mountain in the freezing cold is no way to spend leisure time. ”