Brad Garrett

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny. ”

I think you're born with a comedy gene, and you can't teach timing, and you can't teach satire, pathos. ”

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness. ”

Actually, I have my own charity that I started that helps supplement families with terminal children. ”

I was a 6-foot-tall 13-year-old who couldn't play basketball. I moved around all the time as a kid, and at each new school, the coach would say, 'He's the great white hope' - but I couldn't play ball. So my thing was jokes and characters and making fun of myself and being the 6-foot-9 Jewish guy. That was my way into show business. ”

I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel. I work well with pressure. ”

I'm out about my misogyny. Most men are misogynists, and most women are feminists. I work with a lot of women. They have their finger on the pulse of things. But women do things to other women that men would never do to other men. ”