Brad Garrett

I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is. ”

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed. ”

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft. ”

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable. ”

Broadway was without doubt the hardest I ever worked in my life and the highest highs I've ever had as an actor. The unadulterated fear was on a level that was hard to explain. ”

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle. ”

My whole life, I've been telling jokes. ”

Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone. ”

Humor is healing. ”

Men and women are like cats and dogs. I've learned more about myself from women. My comedy is based on this. ”