Brad Garrett

Athletics are not my wheelhouse because sports were mean to this uncoordinated kid growing up, a 6-foot-2 14-year-old who never could do a layup. ”

But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict. ”

I was a strange kid. I never really fit in; I was never comfortable in my own skin because I was a giant kid with no athletic ability. ”

There is the real person I am, and there is the stage persona. ”

I don't think we're politically correct when we're private. I don't know what 'politically correct' means. ”

It's like whether you're in a huge movie or you've just recorded an incredible album you've got to do the next thing, and that's part of being an artist. ”

I love performing, and it's important that I do it at my own club, absolutely. It's good for me. It's good for business. ”

I come from the world of improv; I love any show or any vehicle that gives me an opportunity to be in the moment. ”

In standup, it's just you. You're your own writer, your own critic, your own director, and it's never the same. You really don't always have it down. Your continue to learn, you continue to risk, and I really love it. ”

I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going. ”