Amy Sedaris

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that. ”

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show. ”

I live in the moment. ”

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly. ”

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination. ”

I like working with the public, and I like that it's really hard work. ”