Amy Sedaris

I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop. ”

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends. ”

Usually I'm the one asking somebody to do something because I don't know how to finish it. I'm like, 'Do this for me' because I'm just resistant to learning. ”

Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy. ”

I'm not a first-place person. ”

I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash. ”

I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school. ”

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married. ”

I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them. ”

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out. ”