Adam Carolla

People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.' ”

I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans. ”

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing. ”

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful. ”

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings. ”

I get depressed at airports. ”

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. ”

I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make. ”

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader. ”

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing. ”