Earl Wilson

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?