Bobby Moynihan

I don't have a dark side as far as there is, like, murder in my past, but yeah, I think I'm a pretty nice, easygoing guy.

I steal props from 'SNL' a great deal. Almost every sketch I'm in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.

My first 'SNL' episode was with Michael Phelps and Lil Wayne. And if you go back and watch the monologue - it was supposed to feature Barack Obama, but we couldn't get him - it was with William Shatner. But if you watch it, Guy Fieri is sitting in the front row.

I did a lot of theater as a kid because I had a bunch of friends who did it.

I think I'm a big kid at heart, so I get very excited around the holidays.

I think I made more money when I was lifeguarding at 15 years old than I did on my first year at 'SNL.'

I'm very wary with impressions - I don't think I'm very good at impressions, I hate doing them.

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

I'm very bad with music. I don't know any new music. I've listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life.

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.

I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.