Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.