Bill Vaughan

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.