Neal Brennan

I generally don't read articles about myself/'Chappelle's Show,' nor do I read reviews. It's basically playing Russian Roulette. They're not all gonna be positive.

I know from doing stand-up, I don’t want to do a joke that I don’t trust."

In true, narcissistic fashion, when my father was diagnosed as a narcissist, he called us all up individually to tell us, and he did it with true pride.

I think the only op-ed columnist in 'The Times' - where I read all of his stuff - is Paul Krugman.

Jersey Shore' is one of the best shows of all time… They had so many hooks.

Steve Allen was on Johnny Carson one time - I looked for it, but I couldn’t find it - and he read the lyrics to 'Hot Stuff' by Donna Summer like a poet. He read them very seriously. I was maybe 8, but it killed me."

I get that money is important, and it’s scary to think that you won’t have enough. At the same time, we can set up reasonable social safety nets and take care of everybody."

I don't really have a process. I just get agitated or aroused by an idea in the world, and then I want to give my rebuttal.

I’m not the easiest dude to work with.

I think the future belongs to the comedic polymath. It belongs to the person who can generate the most good material in the biggest variety of ways, whether it's sketches or stand-up or songs or tweets or television or films.