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Neal Brennan

Comedian United States 1973–2006

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I think the thing I had going for me is a good pedigree and joke-writing ability. But a good pedigree, for the audience, doesn’t matter past the first 90 seconds."
Neal Brennan
I get music from odd places that I assume are fairly typical at this point. I'll just go on iTunes, go to EDM and just look at the Top 100, or I'll go on the Beats app and look on the playlists that are sort of curated.
Neal Brennan
If you're into social justice it's hard not to be on black people's side.
Neal Brennan
I do have weird habits when I'm directing, or even think as a director, like when I move a cup, I make sure to put it back in the exact right place.
Neal Brennan
Black audiences are probably the toughest for me to make laugh. I've gotten pretty good at performing for them, but it's still a challenge.
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There were some things I wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about depression in public, I wanted to talk about being in the shadow of people I've dated and people I worked with publicly.
Neal Brennan
The fear of public speaking is a primal fear. You can train your body to not be crazy when you're doing it, but it truly is a primal fear.
Neal Brennan
I find that I like what I like. I like a strong melody, I like an inventive structure and I have to like the singer's voice or I have no interest in it.
Neal Brennan
You know, when I was a kid, I used to cry every day, like, when I was like, you know, 7 through 11 or 6 through 11, to the point where my brother and sisters would like - there was an ongoing joke where they would make me cry to keep my streak alive of crying every day.
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If you just want money and tax cuts and stuff, fine - just stop acting like you’re moral."
Neal Brennan
I'm not good at Reddit; I don't go to the most popular parts.
Neal Brennan
I mean, no, I don’t think anything is too far; you can make fun of anything."
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