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Mike Epps

Comedian United States 1970–present

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We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.
Mike Epps
Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it would be a stream of them, and have black friends and really feel the black struggle on the acting tip and it's a reason why all of us are not dying in the movie.
Mike Epps
On 'Friday,' I had a big trailer, and we would have a barbecue going and music playing. It was a fun set. There was too much involved for 'The Hangover' to be a fun set. They're trying to get money.
Mike Epps
But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.
Mike Epps
Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.
Mike Epps
I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.
Mike Epps
I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.
Mike Epps
I would love to play Magnum P.I.
Mike Epps
I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.
Mike Epps
You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.
Mike Epps
I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to.
Mike Epps
I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.
Mike Epps