Louis C. K.

I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

You can't direct without a good crew.

I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.

I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.'

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum.