Loni Love

What helped was that my mother, even though we didn't have a lot of money... allowed me to take part in the Girl Scouts.

Being a former engineer, you learn to always go back, study yourself, see what you could've done differently, see what you could've said.

The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have kids.

Being in the Girl Scouts took me out of the projects environment and showed me different things.

They're smart in Orange County. Smart and rich - just how I like 'em.

I'm fat, and I support fat celebrities, like Oprah.

As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road.

That's a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh.

I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding.

I love being a regular on 'Chelsea Lately!'

I'm hearing from fans about how they got out of an abusive relationship. That's why I tell people you've got to watch 'The Real.' We are about comedy and inspiration, but personal moments come up, and people are moved by it.

I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships.