Karl Pilkington

Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do.

With acting, I didn't get much from it.

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

I don't know what I'm meant to do. I'm not important, am I? I'm not doing anything that makes a difference.

I don't know what 'famous' is, really.

I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?

We should all love animals.