Judy Sheindlin

I think that you're supposed to know when it's time to say goodbye.

A period of detention in a chilly upstate facility can be a great attitude adjuster.

While I sat in family court, I probably heard 20 or 25,000 cases. And I am sure, during the course of those cases, there were cases that I probably would've decided differently had I had either more time or been able to explore more. But all you can do as a judge is really give a case your best effort.

You lock your windows before you leave. You put on an alarm if you live in the country because you know that there are bad people out there. Well, in this Internet age, you know that there are bad people out there. And no matter what you do, those bad people are going to get into your house.

When states and cities and our country say we're going to tax the rich - and that word 'rich' or 'wealthy' doesn't sound like it comes from success of hard work, but from something negative - I resent it.

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

You don't teach morals and ethics and empathy and kindness in the schools. You teach that at home, and children learn by example.

I never don't have a good time. Even when I go to work with a cold or a sore throat, as soon as I hit the mark and walk out that door, everything else is gone, and I'm up.

I'm not sure whether it's going to be the downfall of Rome - social media. There are too many secrets.

TV was not in my future, not in my mind's eye.

So we want to free the women of America? You know what would free the women of America? Make men accept responsibility for birth control.