Jerry O'Connell

Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.

With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!