Helen Rowland

Variety is the spice of love.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.