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Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money. ”
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. ”
On a smash TV series, you make much more money than you ever can in a movie. Do you know how much more Bill Cosby will make than Spielberg? The money for successful television is unbelievable. ”
New Yorkers are obsessed with youth and eternal youth and then their careers and making money. ”
I couldn't pedal a bike as a child, so I had a donkey instead. I loved the power and freedom it had. ”
Talking about Korea, it has pretty high capital ratios at banks and maintains a good credit rating. ”
My goal is to change perception about giving money for charity. A lot of people still think that this is only for the rich. I used to think like this, but this isn't true. Begin by donating the smallest amount you can afford. You'll soon realize how easy it is to support worthy causes. ”
I only make movies to finance my fishing. ”
I bought myself a juke box with my first bit of TV money and since then I don't think I've ever really gone mental. ”
I do write a lot of stuff for my tours. I think I just want to give people their money's worth. They've paid to come and see jokes so I try to give them as many as I can. ”