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I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. ”
Life's too short to deal with other people's insecurities. ”
I've got a great sense of humor. ”
His foe was folly and his weapon wit. ”
What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you. ”
When I first began to write fiction, I didn't think I was a comic writer; I thought I was a serious writer. I was surprised when the first novel I wrote was regarded as a funny novel. ”
As a child, I'd always liked cowboys and Indians stories where there were two layers - gruesome in the foreground but funny in the background. ”
One of life's terrible truths is that women like guys who seem to know what they're doing. ”
It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds. ”
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. ”