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It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books. ”
Spreading my love and extending my hand is what life's all about. ”
I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor Americans have. It is not wicked, like in some countries. And I also love how new America is. ”
Please bear in mind that my observations and thoughts are the outcome of my own unaided impulse and curiosity alone; for, besides myself, in our town there be no philosophers who practice this art, so pray, take not amiss my poor pen and the liberty I here take in setting down my random notions. ”
Life's supposed to be an adventure, a surprise! ”
Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent. ”
I was born with a mother who loved me unconditionally and with a sense of humor. ”
It's funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film. ”
In 2003, my mom actually gave me a call, which is funny because she works at the European Union in Brussels, Belgium, and let me know that there's a cool competition with robots across the desert. And I thought this was definitely something I wanted to be a part of. This was the first DARPA Grand Challenge. ”
That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset. ”