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If you look at 'Network' or any kind of satire, it’s fundamentally unemotional in some ways." ”
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. ”
I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy. ”
I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays. ”
Just because I do a few comedy bits about gay people, that does not mean I'm out there promoting some anti-gay cause. ”
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not? ”
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. ”
Something funny certainly happens when palladium and platinum come into contact with hydrogen gas; it's one of the great mysteries still waiting to be solved on the periodic table. But it's quite a leap from 'something funny' to cold fusion. ”
I had a funny last name, and I didn't look like everybody else, and I got faced with a lot of racism. ”
Hugh Grant is the main man. He's the number one romantic comedy man in the world. ”